So I’m really not in the mood to write, but I am making an exception and posting this short excerpt because I feel it is my obligation to share. Since I am an ever-obsessive blogger, I refresh my stats roughly 50,000 times a day, thus making me hyper-aware of how people come across my blog. The search terms, usually, are slightly amusing, but nothing to write home about.
But today, friends, today, they are worth taking the time to slap together an ill-worded, shoddy post for your amusement.
Without further ado, how these people found my blog today, March 29, 2012:
Pass the vodka
I have stitches near my taint
Sappy nose definition
Wife made me stand in front of her and shit into my knickers
Oh shit is that slut my mother?
Please come back sweetie I am alone
I do hope that Pass the Vodka, Assclown, and Knicker Shitter subscribed to my blog. The guy with the slutty mother can move on, however.